Mister Wallbanger by Lola Vixen

What do you say when your neighbor invites you and your husband to make some noise of your own?

Abby
Our neighbor is loud.
Think break-the-bed-frame, moaning-like-a-porn-star loud.
He’s so obnoxious, we don’t even use his real name anymore, we just call him Mr. Wallbanger.
And for some reason, David doesn’t want to knock on his door to complain anymore… and for the life of me, I can’t figure out why.

David
Our ridiculous neighbor figured out my secret, and now I’m living in fear he’ll tell Abby.
Every time I knocked to complain about the noise, I wished the ground would open up and swallow me whole.
The only thing I didn’t expect? For me to get caught red-handed by her… and for that to end up being the best day of my life.